Army! Who seems to want to fight everything.
Navy! Y'know because Navy is short for Naval which is a pun on Navel which is the name for a human bellybutton?
Leggy! Who is also the Nuby (New Ruby).
And Doc! No relation to that character in Snow White. Nada. Nope.
This is the army Yellow Diamond sent to get Peridot? Well, I guess if it's just Peridot, they could handle her.
Guys... did Peridot get even smaller? She's like even tinier than Steven in this frame!
Yep, she's seen some horrors.
Here we go! Hup!
Annnddddd
Scene!
Aww, Peridot! Steven's here! And he always saves the day!
"And that includes clods like you."
"That's MY word..."
SAPPHIRE AND RUBY! THERE THEY ARE! THE TINY GAYS! THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS! HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The SHIPS! There they are! ALL ABOARD! WOO WOO!
WHAT! WHAAATTT!!! WHAT'S THIS?!?!?!
Ah yes, being natural, blending in.
Hmm... she LOOKS like a ruby... guess she checks out.
"We're here to retrieve the leader of the Earth mission!" Yeah, that certainly sounds like Peridot.
Yeah, five rubies. That's all there's supposed to be. That's all there is!
W-Wait a second! That ruby isn't wearing a shirt... O-Oh, um...
Uh...
There ain't nobody here but us humans!
Play baseball? Yeah, seems legit. Not like these are Homeworld soldiers who could just take what they want.
(Source)
Ah yes, there's Lapis, the shining beacon of hope.
"This plan sucks." Wait, can she use the "S" word on kids television?
Purple and blue humans! Nothing odd there!
Ah yes, of course. Humans with human names. Very human. Clothing such as scarves and hats are not covering gems. Nothing suspicious here.
(Source)
Oh hey, she
does have legs!
Gees Ruby you're so gay!
Yep. Still only 5 rubies there!
Gees Sapphire! You're going to blow your cover! YOUR GEM IS SHOWING FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Hey wait, if Sapphire can show her gem, why the heck do Amethyst, Pearl, and Lapis need to hide their gems?
A for effort,
Lapis Bob.
Could Pearl have picked a more ridiculous human
outfit?
Amethyst: *Is Amethyst*
Pearl: "Nice!"
Yes, this PURPLE human is really good at baseball. Just normal human skills, right there.
Well, if Ruby and Sapphire haven't blown the Crystal Gems' cover yet, I'm sure Amethyst won't.
HO MY GOSH YOU GUYS TONE IT DOWN!
Flirting? Lapis outright said they're flirting?! BUt tHey'Re GiRlS!!!1!!11!!!!
Even their looks of disappointment show so much about their characters.
Aww, Eyeball is sad they don't have a blue gf. :(
YOU GUYS ARE GAYING UP THE FIELD AND GOING TO COST THE CRYSTAL GEMS THE GAME! HONESTLY!
You know 'Cry For Help' was probably the gayest episode in the series, up until 'Hit the Diamond'. Knocked it right out of the park! No competition!
Peridot, he's lying because he loves you! Just like the gems lie to him because they love hi- oh.
Wait, is Lapis flirting with Leggy?!
"Ruby, stop being cute!"
No Steven, I countermand that order. Ruby, you're adorable.
"Just look at the ball."
"I'm trying. But I don't have any depth perception."
What was actually said...
"Just look at the ball."
"I'm trying. But all I want to look at is YOU."
"Don't worry. You can look at me when you're running for home."
You know, just normal humans doing normal human things, like hitting flaming baseballs.
They just can't keep their hands off each other for
five minutes, can they? Don't worry, foreign dubs, I'm sure they're "
just cousins."
Introducing the amazing Homeworld team that Yellow Diamond sent to get the leader of the Earth mission, Peridot.
Why did they make Nuby be on the bottom? Is it because her gem is in her legs, and therefore her legs are the strongest and able to hold all the rubies?
"Where is JASPER?"
Oh... So... Peridot wasn't who they were even after? She wasn't the leader of the Earth mission? All those things she said to Yellow Diamond didn't even matter?
"Jasper, um... We know where Jasper is..."
Huh... So... They weren't after Peridot, and they don't care that there are other gems living on Earth, a non-gem controlled planet? I guess rubies are only told to complete their assigned task, and don't worry about anything else. Alright then.
Oh NOW she counts herself!
Gees, what the heck is so special about Jasper that the rubies are only after her, and not Peridot or Lapis?
And that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed this collaborative Followup by Emerald and Dave!
